Grant got some binoculars for his unbirthday gift. Kate thinks they are fascinating. Her new favorite thing to do is watch TV using binoculars. It doesn't matter how close to or far from the TV she is, the binoculars come out.
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.