No wonder he was so quiet during his "rest" time. I can't really complain. He's almost 4 and just now discovered the fun of the toilet paper roll.
Grant: Look, it's cool!
Me: What is it?
Grant: It's called fings (aka "things").
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.