Then a couple of days later she was painting her fingernails and toenails and said, "Do I look like Kegan when I paint my nails? Kegan paints her nails all by herself, too!"
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.