I was working in the yard last weekend, cleaning out dead leaves while Grant and Kate played. After a while, Kate started following me and would come give me sweet hugs and pat me on the back.
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.