"Look, Mommy--did it! Eyeliner."
Seriously, I just turned my back for a minute and she'd found a clip to put in her hair and had applied eyeliner. She's all girl.
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.