(Context: Grant found about 5 teeny, tiny snails on the pavement.)
Grant: Aaaaah! I can't stop looking at them! They're sooooo cute!
(Context: Kate wanted to see a sheet of tattoos Grant had in his hands.)
Grant: You want to hold them?
Kate: Uh, huh.
Grant: No--they're expensive! What are you going to do, waste them?
(Context: I'm trying to encourage Kate to use the potty instead of her diapers. She was complaining in her car seat about her diaper hurting her leg.)
Me: Diapers don't feel good. You need to wear panties. Diapers are yucky. Panties are pretty.
Kate: Panties pretty? Diapers yucky?
Kate: Panties better!
(Context: Grant and Kate were hanging out in my closet.)
Grant: Kate, this is called a birthmark. It means I was borned.