This is what happened when I gave Kate a plate of blackberries while I was helping Grant with his handwriting. The berries stained her skin just enough to make it look like she had bruises on her arms all day. Fantastic.
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.