He's been wearing his "hardhat" around all morning and having a great time. Who needs a real hardhat when you have a bucket?
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.