I finally found a play shaving set for Grant so now he can safely shave with his dad. The only glitch was the shaving cream brush that came with the set. Grant rubs it on his face and says "face powder."
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.