It was too cold and rainy to go out today, so I rummaged through the kitchen cabinets and pulled out some random things for Grant to play with.
Auntie Jill's Foot
Grant: Where did Auntie Jill's owie come from?
Me: She fell down.
Grant: No, hermit crab pinched it.
Me: A hermit crab pinched her fot?
Grant: I fink so.